A VINTAGE MUSCLE PEDAL STORY

These ain't your grandpa's pedals/daddy's pedals/old-man's pedals. These bad boys are hammered from the finest iron/steel/chrome, with a finish that shines like a diamond/mirror/polished penny. Each pedal leg is sleek for maximum efficiency, and the axles/pedals pins/shafts spin like dreams/a top-fuel racer. You can practically feel the power rumb